Dragon & T-Rex

DRAGON

Well, well, what a glorious day! I have flown hither and yon amazing and terrifying the kingdom. Methinks I shall retreat into my cave and receive a long awaited rest. Alas, it is very dark here. Ah! Here is the cave. I'll just step inside and cozy up into mine own....ARRHH!

T-REX

Grrr!

DRAGON

Alack! What have we here?

T-REX

RAHHH! GRRAH!

DRAGON

What dost thou in my cave?

T-REX

ARRRRHHH!

DRAGON

How uncivilized. Use your words!

T-REX

GRRR - you –

DRAGON

Yes?

T-REX

GRRR - Go Away!

DRAGON

A T-Rex! I shall not leave. I reside here. I am tired and needs must rest my wings. Aren't you supposed to be extinct anyway?

T-REX

GRRRR!

DRAGON

Calmest thou. Be patient. We shall puzzle this out. What dost thou want? Why are ye here? Why camest thou hither?

T-REX

Grroooowl.

DRAGON

Didst thou need a place to rest? Art thou sleepy? (Dragon looks at T-Rex's eyes) Are thine eyelids droopy?

T-REX

RRRROAR!

DRAGON

No? Oh, alright. Well there needs must be something else-(looking at T-Rex's belly) Art thou hungry?

T-REX

Raorrr!

DRAGON

Oh, no. Ok, easy, easy. Prithee be calm. Art thou hurt? (looking at left side of T-Rex , T-Rex moves Left.)

DRAGON

No, not hurt. What is it? (dragon moves to right side of T-Rex, T-Rex moves Right.)

T-REX

GRRRRaoooo!

DRAGON

Thou dost hide something! Is it not true?

T-REX

Maybe.

DRAGON

Well, what is it? Tell me. Look! I see something. It's, it's an egg, by Jove!

T-REX

Grrrroooaaaaaawwww!

DRAGON

Why, thou art a girl T-Rex! A maid! A mommy!

T-REX

GRRRR!

DRAGON

Wait, be calm. Don't worry. I do not wish to take thine egg. In fact, I can be of use!

T-REX

Hrrrrr?

DRAGON

Yes. Dispair not fair dinosaur, I shall make a nice soft bed for thine egg and help thee to keep it warm. I can breathe fire and keep the cave very nice and warm and I can fly the grounds and fetch anything thou dost need. What sayest thou? Thou art welcome to stay but I pray thee allow me to enter and get some rest.

T-REX

Well, ok. Sorry. (Dragon lies down) I didn't know it was your cave. I guess I was just trying to protect my...

DRAGON

(snoring) ZZZZZZZZZZ

T-REX

Yeah. Ok. Goodnite. (T-Rex lies down to sleep also)