DRAGON
Well, well, what a glorious day! I have flown hither and yon amazing and terrifying the kingdom. Methinks I shall retreat into my cave and receive a long awaited rest. Alas, it is very dark here. Ah! Here is the cave. I'll just step inside and cozy up into mine own....ARRHH!
T-REX
Grrr!
DRAGON
Alack! What have we here?
T-REX
RAHHH! GRRAH!
DRAGON
What dost thou in my cave?
T-REX
ARRRRHHH!
DRAGON
How uncivilized. Use your words!
T-REX
GRRR - you –
DRAGON
Yes?
T-REX
GRRR - Go Away!
DRAGON
A T-Rex! I shall not leave. I reside here. I am tired and needs must rest my wings. Aren't you supposed to be extinct anyway?
T-REX
GRRRR!
DRAGON
Calmest thou. Be patient. We shall puzzle this out. What dost thou want? Why are ye here? Why camest thou hither?
T-REX
Grroooowl.
DRAGON
Didst thou need a place to rest? Art thou sleepy? (Dragon looks at T-Rex's eyes) Are thine eyelids droopy?
T-REX
RRRROAR!
DRAGON
No? Oh, alright. Well there needs must be something else-(looking at T-Rex's belly) Art thou hungry?
T-REX
Raorrr!
DRAGON
Oh, no. Ok, easy, easy. Prithee be calm. Art thou hurt? (looking at left side of T-Rex , T-Rex moves Left.)
DRAGON
No, not hurt. What is it? (dragon moves to right side of T-Rex, T-Rex moves Right.)
T-REX
GRRRRaoooo!
DRAGON
Thou dost hide something! Is it not true?
T-REX
Maybe.
DRAGON
Well, what is it? Tell me. Look! I see something. It's, it's an egg, by Jove!
T-REX
Grrrroooaaaaaawwww!
DRAGON
Why, thou art a girl T-Rex! A maid! A mommy!
T-REX
GRRRR!
DRAGON
Wait, be calm. Don't worry. I do not wish to take thine egg. In fact, I can be of use!
T-REX
Hrrrrr?
DRAGON
Yes. Dispair not fair dinosaur, I shall make a nice soft bed for thine egg and help thee to keep it warm. I can breathe fire and keep the cave very nice and warm and I can fly the grounds and fetch anything thou dost need. What sayest thou? Thou art welcome to stay but I pray thee allow me to enter and get some rest.
T-REX
Well, ok. Sorry. (Dragon lies down) I didn't know it was your cave. I guess I was just trying to protect my...
DRAGON
(snoring) ZZZZZZZZZZ
T-REX
Yeah. Ok. Goodnite. (T-Rex lies down to sleep also)